It was 1:43am, I was on my 7th can of Diet Coke and lining my lips when the (corded wall) phone rang. “Who is it?” I inquired, a voice crackled on the other end “It’s me… Callie. We have an emergency.”

God always answers our prayers, it is just rarely the answers we are looking for. Your favorite nude pump enthusiast and sharp-tongued hellion, exodus27, has descended upon the StarBlog, in lieu of a substantial miracle. In an era of Stardoll where our hard-working staff are pumping out StarPlaza collections faster than you can match a Tress Up wig to your Doll’s jawline, I’m here to alleviate the chaos and report unbiasedly on new store releases, competitions, events, news and more in the “EXODUS EDIT” - posted regularly to keep you right up to speed. Keep an eye out for some special surprise posts, as well. 

Take my hand, I want us to have this moment together. I am Jailer, also known as exodus27 (and formerly any username belonging to my twelve previously deactivated accounts) My pronouns are they/them or she/her. I’ve roamed these parts since ’07, always finding new ways to stick around; blogging, designing, rebelling, socializing, dressing up, failing, spinning around with hoop earrings in. You name it, I’ve done it, and Stardoll has always done it for me. I’m thrilled to give back to the entity that has consumed and refined me, made me see the vastness of people's creativity and my own intuitive expression. 

So now the cat is out of the bag, and I’m here! On the StarBlog! You can’t make this up! Be back soon for my first proper post, and until then, you can find me by the StarPlaza fountain fishing out Starcoins with a magnet on a string. 

Much love, and see you on the other side,

Jailer (exodus27)